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1. Tom Cruise- First seen in Top Gun in the early 80's with the quentessential "bad (B- ad) teeth". This short stop has made a very long and lucrative career of ripping Mel off. I find his movies a little to embarrassingly plagarised to watch these days, especially the actions scenes but he managed to make a mockery of game situations as well as anyone does these days. Definitely worth a bullet.

2. Andy Garcia-

3. Lenny Henry-

4. Gary Coleman-

5. Julia Roberts-

6. Mr. T-

7. Eddie Murphy-

8. Richard Prior-

9. John Cleese-

10. Steve Martin-

11. Michael Caine-

12. Arnold Schwartzenegger

13. Bruce willis-

14. Cybil Shephard-

15. Val Kilmer-

16. Keanu Reeves-

17. River Phoenix-

18. The Brat Pack-

19. Emilio Estevez-

20. Jackie Chan-

21. Charlton Heston-

22. Susan Sarandon-

23. Mel Gibson-

24. Chevy Chase-

25. Charlie Sheen-

26. Denzel Washington-

27. Jim Carrey-

28. Renee Zellweger-

Musicians

1. Madonna- Inspite of the fact her name actually means Mad- on- na, she actually is quite mad. She has been seen to support all and every aspect of the game from the 'African Baby Scandal', to the 'women's empowerment of AIDS' and the general 'Sss-low Mel down' campaign. A firm advocate of Kabala (now what's that, baby making positions!), I hope to avoid her forever.

2. Michael Jackson- 'Wacko- Jacko' has been singing songs about beating Mel since 'Beat It' in the early 80s, it doesn't get anymore obvious than that . Despite his efforts to look more half-cast or white (quite fashion- able), it isn't helping his record sales or is it his credibility (street cred. really helps).

3. LL Cool J-

4. Bob Geldof-

5. Sting-

6. Jay- Z-

7. Kylie Minogue (Me-No-Goo)-

8. Lionel Richie-

9. Sting-

10. KRS 1-

11. Elton John

12. Dr. Dre-

13. Snoop Dogg-

14. The Spice (Spic- E) Girls-

15. Bryan Adams-

16. Celine Dione-

17. Dolly Parton-

18. Paul Simon-

19. Nas-

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